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Genesis 1

The Beginning

In the beginning, the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep so as to stop germs spreading.

And God said “Let there be light,” and there was light. And God made the light stay two metres away from the darkness. The first day.

And God said, “Let there be a dome in the waters and let it separate the waters above from the waters below,” and there was social distancing between bodies of water. The second day.

And God said, “Let dry land appear and bring forth all kinds of vegetation: plants bearing seeds, and fruit and vegetation,” for God was stockpiling. The third day…

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“This book, like almost all of John Spencer’s books, takes stories from the Bible and gives twists and turns that will make you chuckle.

He does a great job of making sure that the material does not give off the impression of disrespecting the original texts. It is light-hearted and a very enjoyable read.

The proceeds go to a very worthy cause as well, which adds to the list of reasons why one must read this latest of satirical pieces.”

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