Welcome to the webpage of Not the Bible.
A series of satirical mistranslations of several books from the Bible.
Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes, these books are designed to expose our over-familiarity with scripture, cultural bias, and hidden assumptions.
Suitable for personal devotion, small groups, and as a basis for sermons.
The parables are excellent for use in all age services.
Each week I’ll be releasing a commentary on a passage from The Ungospel of Matthew on the Not the Bible blog.
The Latest From the Blog
If Jesus is really first then we will value all the parts of His Body and not just His head.
One person in charge while the rest just do what they say is not the body of Christ, it’s a freakish monster.read more
Does Satan whisper to you that you can’t be a follow of Jesus, that something you have done or not done means you’ll never be a great Christian?read more
The temptation is to give people what they want rather than the truth – to focus on your audience and fulfil your customer’s “needs”read more
The UnGospel of Matthew
What if Jesus was a wordly Messiah? Planned release 2017