Christian pick up lines
It’s that time of the year again and what better way to celebrate to share 25 of the most dreadful Christian pick up lines with you?
Matt 4:18-19 Jesus calls his first personal assistants (Not the Bible)
Does Satan whisper to you that you can’t be a follow of Jesus, that something you have done or not done means you’ll never be a great Christian?
Taking off false identities part 1 (godly identity)
We forget that doing flows from being and not the other way round: What I do flows from who I am.
Matt 4:13-17 Jesus begins to preach the ungospel (Not the Bible)
The temptation is to give people what they want rather than the truth – to focus on your audience and fulfil your customer’s “needs”
Matt 4:12 John imprisoned (Not the Bible)
Isn’t it tempting for us to see the opportunity rather than to experience sorrow?
Are you cursing God’s gift to you and your children? (godly sexuality)
This is the meaning of a woman’s period. The shedding of blood symbolises Christ’s blood being shed to bring forgiveness of our sins.
Matt 4:8-11 The temptation of Christ (Not the Bible)
It might start innocently enough…maybe even…to follow a right calling but ultimately it’s a wide road that leads to destruction.





