To celebrate Christmas – I have gathered together 25 of the best Christmas carol puns, memes and tweets that I have found.
If you have any that you’d like to include then do comment below or get in touch via my contact page.
Call me maybe
Mary did you know
First Name: Mary
Middle Name: Didja
Last Name: Know— Chet Churchpain (@Churchpain) 11 December 2017
Deck the halls
Feliz Navidad
12 days of Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12 new tattoos
11 skinny jeans
10 ties for man-buns
9 woolen beanies
1 iPhone 8
7 pointless fad-scarves
6 vinyl albums
5 audio books
4 adopted puppies
3 hip suspenders
2 plaid bowties
& an organic avocado tree.#HispterXmasSong— Jennifer Michelle Greenberg (@JGrassman) 20 December 2017
O Christmas tree
Ding dong merrily on high
A spreadsheet lovers favourite Christmas carol… pic.twitter.com/B7VJyNcJdy
— not the bible (@thenotthebible) 20 December 2017
While shepherds watched their flocks by night
A grammar nazi corrects a Christmas carol…. pic.twitter.com/7RNK1Zpn6D
— not the bible (@thenotthebible) 18 December 2017
I’m dreaming of a…
Noel
Let all mortal flesh keep silence
When hymns take their own advice: pic.twitter.com/8AaRqx8XRg
— Lutheran Satire (@LutheranSatire) 21 December 2017
Jingle bells
Silent Night
Whoever wrote Silent Night never kept nursery at a Baptist Church.
— Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect) 20 December 2017
Let it snow
Christmas shoes
It’s that time again pic.twitter.com/jqgZtJHus6
— Mistreated Youth Guy (@MistrtdYouthGuy) 4 December 2017
God rest ye merry gentlemen
We wish you a merry Christmas
I understand it’s the Christmas season, Pastor, but I’m not sure it’s advisable to sing ‘We Won’t Go Until We Get Some’ as the offering chorus.
— «» Peleg «» (@OTPeleg) 13 December 2017
Not the Christmas story
I’ve started writing my next satirical book taking a different look at the Christmas story.
A taster of what’s coming can be found in these posts:
Zechariah and Gabriel
Mary and the angel
The birth of Jesus
